Sex Toy Lady "Envy"

Okay... so I've heard the comments before. How people are "jealous" of the sex toy lady. People seem to think I have the kinkiest sex around.

But, I can honestly say that there are times when it's not what you think. Yes, I have a niiiice collection of personal toys that can make me very happy, but there are times when it's not what you'd think it is. I guess I get frustrated when I have someone special in my life who isn't into the toys like I am. I know. Weird, huh? The sex toy lady is with someone who's not into toys??!?!? Tell me about it.

It's not like I'd want to whip something out all of the time during our "playtime", but I'd like a more open-minded lover when it comes to bringing something else into the bed. It's not very encouraging when I even mention a game and get scoffed at. Ugh.

I can't help that I get excited when I get new products in. I want to talk about them because they do get me excited and curious. Getting a reaction like a totally unexcited "Yay" is not encouraging at all.

What gets me is that I'm the one who's willing to play "dress up" sometimes, but I'm not getting anything else in return. Relationships are a 2-way street, right?

What to do... what to do...

Top 5 Hostesses of 2009...

... so far.

1. Alicia S. (State College) $1,293 in Sales w/10 ordering guests. She received $179 in FREE SPENDING, PLUS an additional $129 in FREE SPENDING giving her a total of $308 in FREE SPENDING because she booked on one of my RED HOT DATES!!!!

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5. Christen D. (State College) $1,007 in Sales with 6 ordering guests. She received $150 in FREE SPENDING, PLUS an additional $201 in FREE SPENDING giving her a total of $350 in FREE SPENDING because she booked on one of my RED HOT DATES!!


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Ben Wa Ball advice

All I can say is, if you're using Ben Wa balls to help strengthen your PC muscles, I highly recommend that you take them out well before you think you may have to pee. It takes a heck of a lot of coordination to pee and not "lose" a ball in the toilet. :-/

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