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Mom's Coming to the Party!

On occasion I will do a Party where the hostess's mother is in attendance or a guest attends with her mom. I think it's awesome! Now, for some ladies it might weird them out when they hear their own mothers talk about the sex they are or aren't having. These ladies kind of do the "I'm going to hold my hands over my ears and go 'la la laaaa' so I don't hear you" thing. But ya know what, mothers are sexual human beings as well!

Sure, they're our moms... they raised us... they supported us.. they are our biggest fans. But how do you think you became into being, huh? That's right! They had some sex!

I guess some of the younger ladies that attend might be uncomfortable with the idea that their moms might actually realize that they're having sex in some form or another, but it's such a fun environment, that they seem to get over it pretty quickly. :-p

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I really appreciate when a mom and daughter team are at the parties together. To me, it means that mom and daughter are respectful enough of each other and realize that both are adults with needs, that attending a sex toy party together is a bonding experience.

Besides, we do private ordering so no one knows what anyone is getting unless that orderer chooses to reveal it.

And, I'm sure we've got lots to learn from our moms...

Now if only I could get my mother to accept the fact that this is my "job" job...

Final Episode for "Talk Sex" Airs This Sunday

It's the End for 'Talk Sex' TV Show

By DAVID BAUDER,

AP

Posted: 2008-05-08 13:06:45

NEW YORK (May 7) -- Sunday night is getting less steamy.

Oxygen's 'Talk Sex' call-in show with colorful septugenarian educator Sue Johanson is ending its run after six seasons, the network announced Tuesday.

Oxygen / AP

Sue Johanson has hosted 'Talk Sex' on Oxygen for six years. Her last show is to air at midnight Sunday. "I'm going to miss writing scripts," she said. "I'm going to miss having to read books. I'm going to miss playing with sex toys."

The final show airs at midnight Sunday.

"I'm going to miss it terribly," Johanson told The Associated Press. "It's been part of my life and I just love it. I'm going to miss writing scripts. I'm going to miss having to read books. I'm going to miss playing with sex toys."

Her final show will count down the year's top 10 sex toys.

Her show, derived from a Canadian radio program that began in 1984, offered practical advice and the latest information on sexually transmitted diseases. It was all the more colorful hearing it from a Toronto-based nurse who looked and sounded like your grandmother.

Now 77, Johanson said she had to recognize that 1 a.m. (when her shows ended) was not her finest hour. Since it's a call-in show, taping the show earlier didn't make sense.

"I have been on television for 32 years," she said. "I think it's time. I figured if we haven't got it by now, we're not going to get it. We've got to make room for somebody else."

She said she enjoyed working with Oxygen and wasn't pushed out. The only editing Oxygen ever did was to urge her not to use a particular slang for penis.

"Talk Sex" is Oxygen's most-popular late-night show, and its ratings among young viewers this season were the best ever, the network said.

Material from the show will continue to be available on Oxygen's Web site and on demand.

Johanson said she isn't retiring and will continue to give lectures. "I'm a ham," she said. "I love a large audience."

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2008-05-08 12:16:09

Allergies...

Oh boy, is it allergy season! Gees.... I have been all sneezy... itchy eyes... itchy throat... stuff AND runny nose (how does that happen???)...

Makes it a bit of a challenge to do my shows... *A-CHOO!!!!!*

And I'm sure it's kind of funny-looking to see me laying out on a blanket in the grass with a big box of tissues next to me too! :-p

Sex Swing

I highly recommend that the first time you try out a sex swing with your partner that you both be sober...

Visit my site: www.PamelasPassionShop.com... visit our online store... do a search for the sex swing... we have our Fantasy Swing... Spinnning Sex Swing... and of course we have a stand if you don't want to hang it from your ceiling... ;-)

Who wears short shorts?

Do you wear short shorts? :-p

Spring is in the air and with that warm weather comes shorts and skirt season! (Yes guys, we know you love it!)

And with those shorts and skirts smooth legs go along with it, right?

Want super-smooth and soft skin that seems to last for days? Want a bump-free, rash-free shave?

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Ladies (and gents) this stuff is AMAZING! Once you use it, you'll wonder how you went all this time without it!

You only need to use a little bit. Just a thin layer, let is sit for about 30 seconds and shave away! Skin will be baby soft... no bumps, no razor burn, no rashes.

It's a hair softener, letting it soak in for a bit will be very helpful.

Guys, you can use it to shave your face... leaves your skin so touchably-soft. If you shave your chest, use it.

If you shave your head, use it!

Ladies, if you don't get the full Brazilian, apply some Coochy to the hair "down there", let it set for about 30 seconds, rinse away, and your hair will be left softer. You can even use it as a regular hair conditioner.

A great partner to go with the Coochy is our Coochy After Shave Protection Mist!


This contains natural botanical extracts and is used to provide a great protective barrier between freshly-shaven skin and clothing.

Leaves the skin even softer! And ladies, you can turn the bottle upside down to get those hard-to-reach places 'cos it has a 360 degree sprayer on the bottle!

And yep, guys you can use this after you shave your face! One of my hosts told me that he was just using Coochy to shave and his face felt great, but then he would use the After Shave as well and he feels his hair grows in slower and finer!

Ladies, I have a guest who told me that she would get really bad razor burn behind her thighs, so when she used the Coochy Shave Cream, it wasn't so bad. Then she bought the After Shave Mist at another Party and she no longer gets razor burn!

I've has many hostesses tell me that their legs stay smooth for much longer than shaving with regular shave cream!

One of the reps says that she "feels naked all day" when she sprays the Coochy After Shave Mist onto where ever she shaved... :-p

Sooo, if you where short shorts, then Coochy is what you need! Give it a try, you'll love it...

Host a Party so you and your all of your girlfriends can order your own bottles!

Can't wait to host a Party? You can order online thru my website:
www.PamelasPassionShop.com

-- Pamela

May is "National Masturbation Month"!

I was just forwarded this little tidbit of information...

"May means Cinco de Mayo, Memorial Day, yes, Mother's Day ... and masturbation?

That's rightomorrow kicks off National Masturbation Month, as deemed by the people at Good Vibrations in 1995. And while we're not one to pass up sex, going solo does have health and sexual benefits.

A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Sexual intercourse doesn't provide the same benefit, researchers say, because it puts you at risk of contracting a sexually transmitted infection.

And we all know pleasuring ourselves makes us better able to pleasure her. It helps you relearn the process of sexual response, which means you last longer in bed.

Couples can learn from watching each other masturbate, says Brian Zamboni, Ph.D., a sex therapist in Minneapolis. "If watch her, you can learn a ton about what makes her feel good," he says.

It's not a bad thing if your girlfriend or wife masturbates. In fact, women who service themselves are more likely to orgasm during intercourse and oral sex.

Zamboni suggests manually stimulating each other: "It's a fun, different way of being sexual with each other. It's also very intimate, and you both learn more about what the other likes."

So go ahead, watch some porn and get happy this month. But make sure the door is closed first, and never pass up real sex for a one-handed job." -- Source uncertain yet... still trying to find where the blurb came from.

Soooo.... go ahead and show yourself some love!

Liberator.com

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TIME IS RUNNING OUT!

Busy weekend...

I had a very busy weekend! From this past Wednesday thru Sunday, I had 7 parties scheduled! Though, I ended up doing only 4 parties this weekend because the one cancelled at the last minute. Grrrr...

My sales weren't as high as I'm use to, but it happens. That's sales for ya.

I did get to do a little female bonding with one of my hostesses and her friends this weekend. Sometimes it's nice to have some time to get to know my hostesses and guests as more than just hostesses and guests.

So I had my day off today -- which was spent doing work, having meetings, and doing some recruit training. And I still have a huuuuge pile of laundry that's just waiting to swallow me up whole!

Time management. Definitely need to work on that.

Kind suggestion

As an at-home sales consultant, our parties are our business. When we don't do a party, we don't make money, and that kind of hinders the whole eating, paying rent thing.

Please, don't cancel on us. When someone books a Party with me, she can almost be guaranteed that I will be there unless there is some awful emergency (sick beyond belief, death in family, accident) and even then, I will try to get another rep to do it for her.

If a hostess must reschedule, I ask that she do it as soon as possible so that I have enough time to find someone else to fill the original spot and get her booked for a date that works better for her. No huge deal.

I can be an understanding person when there are circumstances beyond a hostess's control -- family issues, etc.

Please don't cancel on me just because the weather is nice and you want to go out drinking with your friends. You've made an appointment with me, please keep that appointment. When the party is over, go out and party your face off. Enjoy the rest of the day! I'd be right there as well if I didn't have another party to go to straight after.

Just understand that when someone cancels on me at the last possible moment, that puts a damper on my income and this is my full-time job. And when that party is on a day that is wanted by many, those who wanted that date as well miss out, ya know?

I just ask that my hostesses keep the date they booked with me. It'll be a great time and your friends will thank you for it. And, your body just might thank you for it as well. ;-)

That's my gripe for the day. Sorry.

Rapex

Introducing the "Rapex"... the anti-rape condom...

To be worn as a precautionary measure for woman (inserted like a tampon and can be worn for up to 24hours)... This was invented by a woman in South Africa, where the rape rate is the highest in the world with a reported 50,000 cases a year (and that's just reported! doesn't count the child rapes either!)...

When a man inserts his penis into the vagina, the little barbs on the inside of the latex device attach themselves to the penis, and the only way that thing is coming off is if the guy goes to the hospital to get it removed surgically... and when he does, they'll know he's a rapist... The Rapex also acts as a female condom protecting the woman from STD's.

Some people think it's a barbaric device, but I totally agree with the inventor when she says "it's a medieval weapon for a medieval man".... It's a barbaric device for a barbaric act/man...

It's about damn time!!

What do you think?

*****
9/4/2011: I've learned that the product name has since changed to "Rape-aXe".

"Squash & Go"

"Squash & Go" has to be one of my new favorite games to play! I just started playing it the other week and it's been a hit, especially for the folks who've been to two or more of my parties!

Think of it as kind of like "Never Have I Ever...".

Friends and guests learn so much about each other... sometimes more than they expected! And it's all in good fun!

Taking over the town...

I'm hoping that FYP will have a great niche in the lesbian and gay circuit here! How exciting would that be, hmmm?