Once known as THE "dildo slinger" of "Happy Valley", I'm now doing more within the world of Pleasure Products. Follow along and enjoy the ride...
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Huhhh...
It's sad how after over 2 1/2 years of sharing a life with someone that, when it ends, it's like you never existed in each others' lives. Very sad.
I will continue to sling my dildos! It may be a bit before I find a great and steady "research" partner, but in the meanwhile... ;-)
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
My Top Hostesses of 2008...
These ladies also qualified to receive a Monthly Hostess Special and a Hostess Exclusive item.
1. Angela M. (Lancaster, PA) $1,099 in Sales. $159.99 in Free Spending.
2. Hayley C. (State College, PA) $1,009 in Sales and 1 Booking. $150 in Free Spending, 1 item @ 70% off, and 1 item @ 65% off. Qualified for BOTH Hostess Monthly Specials and 2 Hostess Exclusive items.
3. Jackie B. (Milesburg, PA) $800 in Sales. $115 in Free Spending and 1 item @ 65% off!
4. Lisa B. (State College, PA) $766 in Sales. $111 in Free Spending and 1 item @ 65% off.
5. Bri & Jenna (State College, PA) $721 in Sales. $97 in Free Spending
6. Marina B. (State College, PA) $665 in Sales. $91 in Free Spending and 1 item @ 65% off.
7. Katherine M. (State College, PA) $657.20 in Sales and 2 Bookings. $125.75 in Free Spending, 2 items @ 65% off.
8. Erin E. & Teddi S. (State College, PA) $633.00 in Sales and 3 Bookings. $173.30 in Free Spending and 2 items @ 65% off.Awesome job, ladies!
"Purrrrr"
My darling UPS man made his delivery and boy oh boy... I could barely contain myself! Opened up the box to find the familiar clear, plastic box holding my "Purr"... YAAAY! Mine! All mine! "Hello, Purr... you're alllll miiiine..."
But of course, I had to put the Purr down and go do a Party... my "research" would have to wait...
The Zodiac screwed me!
I am an Aries. And boy, oh boy, am I screwed!
Of course, me being me, I wanted to know what it had to say about my sexual prowess... of course!

1) That I like to be harder, faster, louder, better than all of my lovers' lovers.... hmmm.. okay. I can sort of see that.
2) That I don't like foreplay and just want to get down to it. HUH?!?!?!? Okay, I admit, yes, there are times (okay, many times) when I want to just get down to it. But I am a woman after all, and I do like the foreplay. I can't fully enjoy myself without getting warmed up first. I'm not like a guy with his erection ready to stick it in something. That's right, if I'm not warmed up enough, the orgasm won't be making its appearance and I'm going to be slightly cranky for being denied it. All that hard work and I don't rewarded with an orgasm? You'd be pretty damn cranky and slightly resentful too if they were getting theirs all the time and you were left hangin'! I admit, part of that may be my fault when I spoil a lover and let him have his way straightaway and then he neglects the whole foreplay thing... gotta get off that crap. I like to spoil my lovers, but I deserve to be spoiled too. Dammit!
3) That I like the pursuit of a lover and once I get him, I'm on to the next. Not really... Besides, I like to be the one that's chased... on the rare freakin' occasion that I'm actually chased.
4) That I have a problem with authority. Yeah, I do. That's why I work for myself.
5) That I have a bad temper. I can. Sometimes.
6) That we Aries invented road rage. Okay, when I first got my car, I had no problems with the idiots on the road, but now... yes, I can be found swearing and talking to the morons I come across (and want to drive over) on the road. Just a tad road rage-y. O:-)
7) That I like to be the boss and everyone has to do things my way. Yeah. Again, that's why I work for myself. Working on the whole "they have to do it the way I say" thing...
It also told me, like all of the Cosmos and other astrological signs books, that Leos are a great match for me. Hmmm.. they've been big pains in my butt when I look at past experiences... all have broken my heart. What's the other compatible sign for me?
So anyway, I'm screwed according to this book. Great.
Monday, August 25, 2008
And yet, still waiting...
Please bring me my "Purr" so I can scream (with pleasure)! ;-)
Friday, August 15, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
New Products

I put in an order the other day for some new products to show and one just for me! Tee hee!
I'm especially excited about one of the product lines we added to our collection -- Tantus Silicone. Oooohhh....
Let me introduce you to the "Purr".... I bought one in Vegas for my kit and have wanted it just for myself ever since! So I ordered another one! Yay! I can't wait to get it!
Tantus is an awesome company. The toys are all handmade in the good ol' USA. They're the only company in the world that uses the highest grade of silicone available. It makes their toys phthalate-free, odorless, boilable, bleachable, heated up to 600 degrees.... And also hypoallergenic for those ladies who find that they are very sensitive to other materials like jelly.
I can't wait to try out my "Purr"... those ribs and that curve really have my mind going!
I'll fill you in once I've given it a little "test run"...
Oh, Mr. UPS Man, please bring me my dream!!!
Thursday, July 31, 2008
The "Wedge"
We were able to give it a whirl just once 'cos we've been out of town for Vegas and haven't been able to spend much time together alone to try it out some more... let's just say that I'm super-curious and excited to try it out...
The Wedge even came with a little positions book to help get us started if we aren't certain about how to use it. I definitely like the feel of it... it's not going to squish down like a bunch of pillows normally would, ya know? It seems like it'll definitely provide the support.
I just hope it doesn't turn into a regular bed pillow... I would like the "Wedge" to be something we use quite often.
Hmmm... maybe the "Ramp" or "Wedge/Ramp" combo will be next? I am still eyeing up the "Zeppellin" though... ;-)
Growing team...
We just welcomed Christie and Andrea this month. I am so excited and glad that I finally decided to build a team. I guess after three years it was about time, huh? We'll be taking over the Centre County area soon... look out! I'm looking nationwide too!
I do admit that I am a bit nervous about having people under me... right now, I have five members on the team. I guess I'm nervous that I won't make a great leader. I am glad that Chris M. has been there to help guide me a bit more and shown me what a great leader can be like.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
It's been a while...
So we got back from the "For Your Pleasure" Convention in Vegas late Monday night... boy oh boy, did I learn a TON of stuff! I've been trying to let it soak in... and I'm excited to get my business rolling into a higher gear!
Who did I get to see? We Nicki Keohohou as a speaker for two days... "Top Dog" Eileen Proctor... Lynn Rose... and my favorite, Michael Losier who wrote "The Law of Attraction". He was awesome! I wasn't sure if I would be able to handle 3 hours for the second half of the second day, but he was so great! When I first found out he was speaking, I was so excited that I was going to Convention. And FYP was nice enough to buy everyone there a copy of his book (I had my own there already) so they could read up on it.
Matt and I were able to check out Cirque De Soleil's "Zumanity" on Friday night. LOVED IT! Wow! There was so much going on, I thought I was going to go into sensory overload! The things the performers were able to do with their bodies! They get you in the mood for sensuality from the moment you walk thru the doors with the deep reds and the plush walls that you just have to touch... the "peepholes"... I am so glad that we went!
Sorry, my brain is still processing things and I still getting back on east coast time... and I have a Party to get ready for. Hope these ladies are ready to check out the new catalog!!
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Las Vegas, here we come!
Hopefully, we'll get to check out so much more than last year! Maybe the Playboy Club... a burlesque show or two... foot-long hot dog at Slots-A-Fun... YAAAAAAY!
Convention's going to be great! I can't help being a nerd and being excited about the learning too! :-p
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Still trying to find plane tickets....
SHEESH!!!
I get a headache just thinking about it. And this year, it's his job to find them.
We're only leaving for Vegas in about 3 WEEKS!!! That'll teach me to wait until the last minute again...
Goal for the rest of the year starting in August:
Set aside a bit of money from each and every Party and save it for next year's Convention and travel, where ever it may be.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
My Top Hostesses of 2008...
... so far.
These ladies also qualified to receive a Monthly Hostess Special and a Hostess Exclusive item.
1. Angela M. (Lancaster, PA) $1,099 in Sales. $159.99 in Free Spending.
2. Hayley C. (State College, PA) $1,009 in Sales. $150 in Free Spending, 1 item @ 70% off. Qualified for BOTH Hostess Monthly Specials and 2 Hostess Exclusive items.
3. Jackie B. (Milesburg, PA) $800 in Sales. $115 in Free Spending and 1 item @ 65% off!
4. Lisa B. (State College, PA) $766 in Sales. $111 in Free Spending and 1 item @ 65% off.
5. Marina B. (State College, PA) $665 in Sales. $91 in Free Spending and 1 item @ 65% off.
6. Katherine M. (State College, PA) $657.20 in Sales and 2 Bookings. $125.75 in Free Spending, 2 items @ 65% off.
7. Erin E. & Teddi S. (State College, PA) $633.00 in Sales and 3 Bookings. $173.30 in Free Spending and 2 items @ 65% off.

Friday, June 20, 2008
VEGAS Hotel is BOOKED!
Onto the plane tickets, which I think we'll need a miracle for... Prices have gone up so much compared to last year.... Ugh.
That's it... I'm going to start saving and planning for next year's Convention earlier!