And what in the world could have gotten me up so early in the day? Yes, porn gets me out of bed. :-p
Why, the delivery of copy of my own copy of "The Rocki Whore Picture Show" of course!
I've known about "Rocki Whore" since attending the AEE back in January. When I spotted the banner for it, all I could think was, "It took them long enough!" I kind of wonder why it took so long. I couldn't wait to get home to tell everyone about it. I have many "Rocky Horror"-loving friends.
I'm actually sitting here watching the DVD's special features disc as I write this up! I'm such a nerd, I got so excited to see a second disc devoted to the Special Features!
I was initially going to get a group of my friends together to do a group viewing but I'm really not sure how many of my friends would want to watch porn amongst friend -- there may be a handful. And then trying to get a group organized, that's a whole other mess. So, I decided to watch it on my own this round. I just couldn't wait!
I have to admit, I was a little worried because some of the porn parodies I've seen were pretty bad. Oh Wicked Pictures, this is awesome!
So me, being the nerdy movie person that I am, I had to check out the box art -- front and back with some naughty pics AND flipping it open to find the really naughty, not for those under 18, pics. When did porn get all fancy shmancy? I like it. And 2 DISCS!
Popped in the first disc and the menu comes up after some other info on pirating, etc. And I really enjoy the menu! The minute "Frank" comes up on the screen and starts talking, I laugh because it sounds A LOT like "Frank" from "Rocky Horror".
Here's the thing, I know that porn parodies aren't going to be exactly like the movies they are parodying and I had to wonder how close director Brad Armstrong was going to get. While watching the first few minutes of the movie, I knew he wouldn't let me down.
I could tell that the actors had done their research on the roles they were playing. Randy Spears as "Stiff Staff" was awesome. "Frank 'N Beans" I loved of course. Mac Turner, the man behind Frank, is the porn version of Tim Curry's Frank. I wanna know how many times he watched the original to get Frank's style down. Elektra Blue is a great "Euphoria". Jessica Drake makes an adorable Janet (she plays sweet really well). Seriously, everyone was fantastic. Even Ron Jeremy is in the cast! Should I admit I've never seen him in a movie yet?
So how does one really review sex scenes in porn? I'm totally just winging it right now. I can tell you that the scene length felt right to me and everyone looked like they were enjoying themselves. My thing is, I want to watch porn where everyone looks like they're having fun and getting off. Nothing turns me off more than watching a movie where it looks like the actress does NOT want to be there or she's being forced to do something, ya know? It just kills the mood. That's not what a porn is suppose to do after all, right?
There's definitely the spectrum of scenes -- girl/girl, guy/girl, DP, anal, 2 girls/1 guy, toys, orgy... yep, I'd say that's a good variety. If only there was a guy/guy scene as the original film does in silhouette, but I get it. It's a "straight" movie, so I'll just imagine it. *sigh*
If I wasn't watching this for "homework", I would've been turned on even more. I'll be watching it again soon for my sheer enjoyment. Don't you worry.
Wicked's contract ladies do a wonderful job. This was my first time seeing ANY of them in a movie. I know, I'm really behind on the porn viewing. It's funny because I met Jessica Drake at AEE before seeing her naked. Isn't it usually the other way around? The Wicked men did a fantastic job as well. And I'm going to say it again, Mac Turner does an excellent job as "Frank". Total props to him!
Anyway...
Yes, there is singing. And the music is really close to the orginal -- for a porn parody. I know I'd have trouble trying to come up with lyrics to go with music that sounds similar to the "Rocky Horror" tunes.
I really had a great time watching this movie! It went beyond my expectations. I can't tell you how many times I had a shitty grin on my face because this movie made me happy.
And then onto Disc #2! Oh man... great menu again. The best way for me to describe it is it's like the DVD menu for "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle". The characters talk to the audience and amongst themselves, being more interactive. I had to make myself sit thru them entirely without making a selection. Do you know how hard that can be? I wanted to get thru all of the features, but I didn't want to miss out on this menu. I'm such a nerd.
Let's talk about the selection of Special Features! There are more than a handful! Maybe to handfuls? Definitely enough for that second disc. I am so that nerd who watches nearly all of the bonus features on a DVD or Blu-Ray. I enjoy all of that behind-the-scenes stuff. "Rocki Whore" gives me plenty -- bloopers, auditions, makeup, interviews, etc. Love it! Plus, I've always wanted to see bloopers for a porn flick. :-p
What can I say? I loved it! And if you're a "Rocky Horror Picture Show" fan, this is a must-have for your collection.
Go out and get your own copy! If you're a local, you can pick up your copy at Playtime Boutique. I think I asked them enough times that they ordered copies in before they usually would. I didn't want anyone in town to miss out on it. If they don't see it, how can they buy it, right? Yay! If you'd like to get it online, you can order it thru Adult DVD Empire.
**On a side note, Wicked Picktures is touted as being the only major adult studio producing condoms-only films and I totally support that. I admit, I as a little surprised when I spotted a condom, but it was a pleasant surprise. Yay, Wicked!**
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